Nothing Like A Pint

Ever fancied buying the bloke who writes this disturbed shit a beer? Probably not, you've probably been more tempted to inform social services of his madman's screeds.

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BUT WAIT!

This isn't just any ordinary Internet scam. There's some totally reassuring details below to absorb:

- Even if only a few of you demonstrate basic human kindness, I'll keep writing this stuff anyway. I'll only put this up for a few days.

- You get complete unlimited access to the entire Rebecca's Journey and The Amazing Transformation Of Miss Brendina Fevolina archives!

- You can rest assured that the HTML involved in this post has strained the very limited sinews of my computer ability. If you are concerned that by donating to PayPal below, I'll somehow have access to your details, well, even if there is some chink in their security, it'll be some crafty 17 year old Belorussian who figures it out, not a slowcoach like me.

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SO DO THE RIGHT THING AND ONCE YOU HAVE, SEE THE NEXT POST DOWN FOR THE NEW BIT!